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title: Ode to The Voice
by: [livejournal.com profile] stormatdusk
pairing: none
warning: silliness
rating: geez. pg, i suppose.
a/n: written for bean's birthday celebration at [livejournal.com profile] sons_of_gondor, here








We fangirls are keen
on the voice of Sean Bean

Women worldwide
are along for the ride

You'd think a man's voice
is just so much noise

But when it's from Sean
we just want it to go on…
(and on…
and on…)

His tones are so creamy
we get daft and dreamy

His voice on TV
makes us squeal with glee

He narrates a book
and our blood starts to cook

He orates a noun
and our defenses crash down

A verb in our direction
gives us girl-style erections

Doesn't matter the word - -
it can be quite absurd

Case in point: the word 'nappy'
gets us feeling quite happy

With 'sea-wolves' and 'purple'
our imaginations are fertile

He barks, "Chosen Men!"
and we're fainting again

'Strawberry,' he'll say
and we practically sway

An accent so right
it brings dreams in the night

Silken tones that caress
leave our panties a mess

Suffice it to say
we all feel the same way:

The whole man's made of win
but The Voice is pure sin!



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