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title: Ode to The Voice
by: [livejournal.com profile] stormatdusk
pairing: none
warning: silliness
rating: geez. pg, i suppose.
a/n: written for bean's birthday celebration at [livejournal.com profile] sons_of_gondor, here








We fangirls are keen
on the voice of Sean Bean

Women worldwide
are along for the ride

You'd think a man's voice
is just so much noise

But when it's from Sean
we just want it to go on…
(and on…
and on…)

His tones are so creamy
we get daft and dreamy

His voice on TV
makes us squeal with glee

He narrates a book
and our blood starts to cook

He orates a noun
and our defenses crash down

A verb in our direction
gives us girl-style erections

Doesn't matter the word - -
it can be quite absurd

Case in point: the word 'nappy'
gets us feeling quite happy

With 'sea-wolves' and 'purple'
our imaginations are fertile

He barks, "Chosen Men!"
and we're fainting again

'Strawberry,' he'll say
and we practically sway

An accent so right
it brings dreams in the night

Silken tones that caress
leave our panties a mess

Suffice it to say
we all feel the same way:

The whole man's made of win
but The Voice is pure sin!



end

Date: 2009-04-28 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] govi20.livejournal.com
YEAH! That was great and absolutely true; all of it! A great job dear, I love it!

Date: 2009-04-29 09:41 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-28 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caras-galadhon.livejournal.com
*cackles* This is fantastic! (And so true.)

Date: 2009-04-29 09:41 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-28 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittylass.livejournal.com
Yeah, exactly! *g* Wonderful, thank you :)

Date: 2009-04-29 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormatdusk.livejournal.com
yay, thanks for reading! :)

Date: 2009-04-28 08:44 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-29 09:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-28 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] itstonedme.livejournal.com
An accent so right
it brings dreams in the night


Rhyming couplets! Bring on the sonnet!

Yeah, the voice does have It. :D

Date: 2009-04-29 09:42 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-28 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meb28.livejournal.com
Great! Very very true!

Date: 2009-04-29 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormatdusk.livejournal.com
thanks for reading! :)

Date: 2009-04-28 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vigorli-addict.livejournal.com
*snork* That was amazing!

Date: 2009-04-29 09:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-29 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phytha.livejournal.com
Oh yeah, that's just how it is. "Chosen Men" *faints*

Date: 2009-04-29 09:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-29 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rifleman-s.livejournal.com
You said it!!!!! :D

"He narrates a book
and our blood starts to cook"


Especially when he reads Wordsworth and keeps repating the name "Susan" . . . *melts*

Date: 2009-04-29 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormatdusk.livejournal.com
oh, i can't imagine how you're not in the hospital even thinking about it! *g*

Date: 2009-04-29 01:23 pm (UTC)
ext_14641: (Sean Bean <3)
From: [identity profile] cinzia.livejournal.com
He barks, "Chosen Men!"
and we're fainting again


Oh, boy. I agree with everything... and then some. Terrific poem! We should get him to read it out loud to us, now. Rilly. :D

Date: 2009-04-29 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormatdusk.livejournal.com
i would support this course of action. :D

Date: 2009-05-03 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eglvm.livejournal.com
YES! This is all so true! And I am so memory-ing this. ;) :D

Date: 2009-05-03 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormatdusk.livejournal.com
ha! thank you. :)

Date: 2009-05-03 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undonne.livejournal.com
Loved it! And so, so true...

Date: 2009-05-03 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormatdusk.livejournal.com
thanks for reading. :)

Date: 2009-05-07 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helena-s-renn.livejournal.com
i think you speak for all of us here... i don't even know what to quote back to you because it would be the whole thing but how about:

...A verb in our direction
gives us girl-style erections...

Case in point: the word 'nappy'
gets us feeling quite happy

With 'sea-wolves' and 'purple'
our imaginations are fertile

He barks, "Chosen Men!"
and we're fainting again...


you're definitely full of win yourself for coming up with this!

Date: 2009-05-08 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormatdusk.livejournal.com
hee! thanks, hon.
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